Friday, May 30, 2008

Moody's Keeps Bear Stearns on Review for Possible Upgrade, Officially Loses All Credibility

According to MarketWatch "Moody's said it will continue to review Bear Stearns debt for a possible upgrade." Separately, and yet completely related, Bear Stearns shareholders begrudgingly approved the firm's sale to JP Morgan Chase yesterday. Despite the close of the sale, Moody's thinks it might possibly be a good idea to upgrade the debt, but it's not entirely certain so for now, it's just going to put it on review. Whatever shred of credibility may have remained after the Financial Times reported that Moody's accidentally awarded AAA ratings on billions of dollars of derivatives because of a computer bug, has officially evaporated. In the statement released today Moody's claimed that it would like to wait until it receives more clarity on the ultimate legal structure of the Bear Stearns and JP Morgan deal. Seriously, who cares? The merger is a done deal. How can any further analysis of legal issues possibly be of use to any investors? Anyone who is trading Bear's debt at this point is probably far more in tune with the legal issues than Moody's. Wanna work on some useful analysis? Here's my top four list of things Moody's can investigate that would actually help investors:
1.) Ask for a detailed list of Level 3 assets and their prices from every highly leveraged institution. Then tell me what they are actually worth. Make sure to downgrade those that refuse to offer the information, particularly any institution with an implied government guarantee.
2.) Go through GE's balance sheet and force them to describe the $25 billion in assets that it has labeled as "other" on its balance sheet. Then tell me what they are actually worth.
3.) Take another peek at the monoline insurers. Do everyone a favor and downgrade them from AAA BEFORE they go out of business.
4.) Take a look at all the assets being used as collateral against the Fed loans being offered to primary dealers. Tell me what they're really worth and if the Fed is using an appropriate haircut.
Anyone else want to add to the list?

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