Morgan Stanley In CDO Probe

Federal prosecutors are investigating whether Morgan Stanley misled investors about its crappy CDO deals. You're never going to believe this, but apparently MS arranged and marketed CDOs to its investors while simultaneously betting against them! I mean that sounds like something that only Goldman Sachs would do! Yet who is Morgan Stanley really? Oh that's right: a less profitable Goldmans Sachs. I've even heard that Morgan Stanley's strategy is replicating Goldman Sachs, once it actually figures out what the hell those stupid vampire squids are doing over there to make so much G-ddamned money! In any event, the probe is on.